Adaptive reuse of Pudu jail

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Anyone knows if Pudu jail is still used to hold prisoners?

If not, I have a proposal for what to do with the jail.

Adaptive reuse… hehe… learnt from Ah Ma Janet.

I’ve thought of jail tourism once but then this idea very the boring la… Of course we can turn the prison cells into accomodation room and stuff but that’s so ordinary…

So that’s why I’m proposing to turn the jail into a BONDAGE HOUSE.

Creative right?!?

Yes, we can have swings, ropes, pulleys, cuffs, whips, spreader, dominatrix, you name it. The prison itself already is a captivity setting. We can have “prison guards” in bondage leather/PVC attire, sunglasses, fishnet stockings, police hats, and maybe knee-high boots walking around with a cat o’ nine tales.

Ooo… Suitable for those who are into S & M...

I mean, we can actually turn KL into a world S & M hub with the largest S & M dungeon and facilities in the world. And it doesn’t even need to be underground.

It’s accessible via monorail and it’s in the KL city. Since our country likes to promote tourism (eco-tourism, health tourism, heritage tourism), let’s promote Malaysia via bondage tourism (did i tell you about rally tourism?).

We can rename the Pudu jail as “JAIL“… hehe…

They should so make me the Tourism Minister.

All you S & M fans say AYE!!!

PS: To know meanings of terms such as bondage, S & M, dominatrix, cat o’ nine tales, etc please do your own online research. Try the search engines, The illustrations should help you visualize better…