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Anyone knows if Pudu jail is still used to hold prisoners?

If not, I have a proposal for what to do with the jail.

Adaptive reuse… hehe… learnt from Ah Ma Janet.

I’ve thought of jail tourism once but then this idea very the boring la… Of course we can turn the prison cells into accomodation room and stuff but that’s so ordinary…

So that’s why I’m proposing to turn the jail into a BONDAGE HOUSE.

Creative right?!?

Yes, we can have swings, ropes, pulleys, cuffs, whips, spreader, dominatrix, you name it. The prison itself already is a captivity setting. We can have “prison guards” in bondage leather/PVC attire, sunglasses, fishnet stockings, police hats, and maybe knee-high boots walking around with a cat o’ nine tales.

Ooo… Suitable for those who are into S & M...

I mean, we can actually turn KL into a world S & M hub with the largest S & M dungeon and facilities in the world. And it doesn’t even need to be underground.

It’s accessible via monorail and it’s in the KL city. Since our country likes to promote tourism (eco-tourism, health tourism, heritage tourism), let’s promote Malaysia via bondage tourism (did i tell you about rally tourism?).

We can rename the Pudu jail as “JAIL“… hehe…

They should so make me the Tourism Minister.

All you S & M fans say AYE!!!

PS: To know meanings of terms such as bondage, S & M, dominatrix, cat o’ nine tales, etc please do your own online research. Try the search engines, The illustrations should help you visualize better…

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Azhan tagged me.


1. Do you eat a lot of fast food?
If you count instant coffee, then yes. If not, then no.

2. Besides your mouth, where is your favorite spot to get kissed?
Neck. Because you get to smell the kisser… (jiwangnye…)

3. Were you happy when you woke up today?
In a way, yeah… I felt contented after a good night’s rest

4. Have you ever streaked?
What’s streaked? My Inggeris not belly good

5. Are you an understanding person?
Nope. Lack of interpersonal skills

6. What was the last movie you saw in theaters?
Ironman i think.

7. Did you pray before you went to bed last night?
Nope, too sleepy to.

8. What did you last get upset about?
My inability to provide to best for the people I love

9. Do you eat candy on a daily basis?
No.

10. Does it make you happy to get letters in the mail?
Happy… not really. Excited… yes.

11. What are you looking forward to this summer?
My country’s summer whole year round.

12. Who was the last person you ate with?
Michy. Pumpkin rice.

13. Do raisins belong in cookies?
Ask the raisins. I don’t know

14. What’s your screen name?
U-jean

15. Walking into a party, what’s the first thing you notice?
Myself?!?!

16. Are you currently taking a science class in school?
No

17. You’ve just won a free vacation to either South America or North Korea?
South America I guess.. but I’m not very lucky with winning free stuff

18. Kiss on the first date?
Not really into that idea…

19. Would you rather have chicken or steak?
I’m happy with my ayam masak pedas

20. What’s one thing you’ve learned?
People learn many things in life. It’s just they never apply them…

21. Who was the last person you took a picture of?
Michy

22. Would you ever donate blood?
Definitely planning to and WILL do it once you take away the needle and the nurses

23. How many snack machines are in your school?
Not in school

24. Have you ever felt replaced?
Yeah… It was Depressing

25. Are there deerheads covering any walls in your house?
No.

26. Do you believe in karma?
Usually

26. Have you ever been asked out?
Define “been asked out”

27. Are you good at telling jokes?
Don’t ask me

28. Do you wish you had smaller feet?
No

29. Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
Yes

30. When ordering sushi, what do you get?
I don’t take sushi

31. How many of your friends have seen you naked?
No

32. Do you write in cursive or in print?
In ugly font

33. What were you doing at 10 am?
Just waking up

34. Are you different now than you were six months ago?
Yes. But just slight difference

35. What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
Can’t remember

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PS: Ellen Degeneres is getting married… Tak de chance la aku…

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